Monday, September 1, 2014

Episode 31 - The Critters Franchise Afterthoughts


The episode on Critters (and the franchise that followed) was a brief one. Likewise, this entry will be as short as well. They are not the worst films I have seen by any stretch of the imagination and I would not call them good either. They are exactly what they were meant to be. Fun little rental horror flicks with a parade of sequels to keep you entertained. They are not well made or scary in the slightest. But they do their job and I cannot knock that. Millions of faces over the years have plopped down in front of the idiot box on a Friday night and slapped these on with the intentions to have effortless fun. 

They accomplish that. 

I had never seen any of these movies before preparing for this show so I am glad to check them off of my list! We hope you enjoyed the shorter show and if you are a fan of the Critters films then tell us all about it! Sometimes a person’s particular love or nostalgia for a movie can spark a different perspective for others, so speak up if so! Until next time….

Beware of the moon

The Professor
 


Episode 31 - The Critters Franchise

Sit in with us once again as we discuss the less than rich history of the Critters franchise in our shortest episode yet (we honestly tried)!








Sunday, August 10, 2014

Episode 30 - The Monster Mash II Afterthoughts


This episode was exactly what I imagined the experience of this podcast being. Goofing but learning, pontificating but not taking the fun out of movies, and sharing fun times with two fun fellow horror nerds. Not that it hasn’t been great everytime thus far, I just enjoy taking note of this episode as we air it. We had a lot of fun recording it which is just reassurance that our decision to start doing this format for many of the shows was the right one. There is rejuvenation in our approach without the restraint of time for countless other movies to cover within the hour. Basically having twenty minutes give or take for each movie creates a very relaxed nature to the show and allows us to cover any and all things we want. With plenty of extra-curricular goofing (see: Det. John Kimble) in there as well. I cannot express how excited I am to pull back on the thick franchises for every episode, spread those out and pick an assortment of films we are excited about for these mash shows. We will continue to cover themes, sub-genres, actor/director filmographies etc. but this sure is a fun change to have in the mix. If you are not enjoying it, make your peace because it won't be going anywhere in the near future! However, if you are a listener of the show I highly doubt this format perturbing you in the slightest.

 
As for the films this episode, what a trio! Rosemary’s Baby, Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon, and The Black Waters of Echo’s Pond were are all very fun to cover and different in material. Films that cannot be guaranteed to have been covered within a theme at some point.


Lastly, I would just like to take a moment to clarify that if we cover something that leads you to a topic you would like us to cover at some point then let us know on social media. Roman Polanski is a perfect example. Whereas we see Rosemary’s Baby as a certainty to cover on our show but as a stand alone, maybe some of you want to hear us cover Repulsion, Knife in the Water, The Tenant, etc. If that is the case for any topic, always run a dialogue with us! That is why we are doing this and are on social media. We LOVE talking horror cinema so reach out anytime. While doing this show (and desired results do take time) I will be honest in saying that we strive for more interaction. Thus far, it has been fairly modest and we hope in the coming months for it to be much more in the mix with us and all of you and each other! So speak up! Don’t feel the need to wait, if you got something on the brain then hit us up!

Lastly, I am curious….

Who is your daddy? And what does he do?


Until next time…

Beware of the moon

The Professor 

Episode 30 - The Monster Mash II

Join as we are finding our groove with the newly formatted mash episodes! We cover some good ones on this episode. Enjoy!






Sunday, August 3, 2014

Episode 29 ROTLD Franchise Afterthoughts

You already know this tired story and I am not specifically speaking about any of these films.

A franchise born in the 1980's, filled with lightning in a bottle with surprise success and a cult following, only to be ran into the ground until the well runs dry. Endless sequels paraded through home video, none of which are worth a watch. It is always a bummer, and in my eyes, even more so with this film than most franchises that succumbed to this cinematic trap.

The first Return of the Living Dead has become one of my favorite genre films ever made. It has endless re-watch ability and it is just plain fun. The characters are all played with fantastic craft without any of it feeling like anyone had to dig deep. To clarify, that is not a dig at the acting but rather a compliment as it all just flows effortlessly. Everything in this film came together and in the end you have a fantastic snapshot of the 1980s that does its job, it entertains.

Immediately from there the turds begin falling into the pile comprised of lame sequels in this franchise. They are absolutely dreadful films that never once tried to recapture the magic of the first. It is Hollywood’s greed and lack of heart at it’s finest. Part II does have it’s moments BUT I think that is merely because it has some returning faces and was filmed not too far after the original.

But it still sucks.

Sadly this is a common trend in horror that really spawned in this era. Sure horror movies had paraded continual sequels for decades before these were made but historically sequels always made sure of one thing. They gave the fans what they wanted and the viewers continued having fun. That evidently stopped being important in 80’s horror. One would assume this is no coincidence that runs parallel with the advent of home video and its growth. Either way it is a miracle that so many of us kept watching horror movies by the 2000’s after having been burnt so many times on abysmal rental viewings. But alas, here we are sharing in the banter today though, so I guess all is well. They made their shitty movies/money and we are still here.

Horror fans, Tinseltown’s masochistic cash cows…

Tell us what franchise you think was handled the worst? Was it this one or do you think there is a better example of a great film being tarnished with a lame franchise that followed? Let us know on social media!

Until next time……

Beware of the moon,

The Professor 










Episode 29 - The Return of The Living Dead Franchise

BRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS!! 

Listen in as we pick each others on all of the franchise entries. We cover the good kind of trash here..